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Forever The Eradicator

by The Eradicator

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1.
Squash Stomp 01:45
And so we meet again In the bowels of destiny My friend You have come back But I have never left Because I am….forever
2.
Get someone else Get someone else Get fucked Get my name out of your mouth Don’t try to try to criticize Don’t try to break the programme It’s all I have You only think about your world You can't invade my world If we can’t agree on the rules We can’t play the same game So don't waste my time You can’t play me You can’t play me momma You can’t play me sista You can’t play me brotha I’ve been through a lifetime trying to prove to the world that I exist But nothing sticks So I stick to what I feel is bliss Do we spare the same blood? HELL NO Do we share all problems? HELL NO Are we not squash men? HELL NO I am the the squash man You can’t play me in the morning You can’t play me when it feels right You can’t play me when the sun shines from the east You can’t play the game so get outta the heat You can’t play me when the rain drops You can’t play me when the sun drops If you wanna see a failure then stick around Because I’m down to clown You can’t play me You can’t play me momma You can’t play me sista You can’t play me brotha You can’t play me papa
3.
How did you grow up such a pusshead? How did you learn all the pusshead things you did? How can you be so despicable when you try to get by with all the pusshead things you did? What will we do with all the pussheads? I don’t know how we all go on from here These pussheads keep stepping on my lane (tripping up my brain) They try to knock me off They’ve got to get the fuck out You can’t be everywhere You can’t be everyone I tried to give you a chance I tried to play off your hand But you’re such a pusshead You’re such a pusshead I tried to give you a chance But your not worthy of my hand cause You’re such a pusshead You’re such a pusshead
4.
I keep it all closed off inside of my mind until I find the time to play it out I can’t escape the fate the weight Trying to move through the world innate It’s not a problem if we figure it out It’s not a problem if I stomp you out It’s not a problem when you help me out I can’t do it alone And I can’t play well with others I can only play well with you The only game I play in two No I can’t play well with others I can only play well with you My mask helps me out do My mask ain’t coming off for all the whole world to see My game is troubling to all those who've battled me I can’t feel I can’t shake I can’t move I can’t relate to fakes or fake time to make debate I can’t fuck with the future if the future won’t try to fuck with me I can’t play well without you I battle best when I’m with you You help me stay maligned I can’t play well without you I can’t battle without you They can’t handle all we do We all know this world wouldn’t be the same If they separated you from the game
5.
Figures... 00:42
Figures I don’t give a fuck about the figures Get the fuck out on the court Don’t fuck with the game Don’t fuck with me now Fucking pusshead You fucking try to knock me out Fucking pusshead
6.
You can’t live in the darkness for long You’ve got to see me play when I’m on We all know you’ve been stuck in your ways The world’s ready for your eventual fate Let’s see you Come see me You have arrived to your identity reveal party Nobody wanted to see you fall from grace Nobody’s going to relive your past parade It’s time to come in to the light Let’s see you break it under your might When you fail You will unveil Your life spent before your grave mistake You challenged me now you’re gonna have to face a mortality Don’t walk away We’re gonna reveal your identity
7.
They can’t keep it up I keep going on You can’t take me out I power on Can you change when you’re out of fumes If you never quit you’ll rarely lose Squash bender Squash bender baby Squash bender Squash bender everyday They can’t keep it up I keep going on You can’t feel what I feel I’m powerful If you stop you won’t restart If you stop they’ll pick you apart So find the high in the power of your mind Keep living til they step aside Don’t find a place to run and hide Don’t stop Don’t quit Find the power in it Squash bender Squash bender baby Squash bender Squash bender everyday Squash bender Squash bender baby Squash bender For every day after day
8.
He grew up in a town without any ambition Spent all his nights on the courts With volition and sheer will He wrecked havoc and planted a name for himself in squash lore His name was John and he played squash His name was John and he’d pick you apart He would dominate his land and Drove away all the pussheads Thinking that they would own him on the court John the Squash Man Nobody’s every man Not a friend to his name A clear view of his lane Destroying every squash game John wanted to venture out Did research on prospective squash crowns With an eye to the sky And the D Squash Ladder on his mind He packed up and left town With a one way ticket in his hand He prepaid a full year on my land When he arrived on my site And demonstrated his tight stride The pussheads would all run away in fright John the Squash Man Nobody’s every man Not a friend to his name With an eye on my game Trying to overtake all that I’ve made John walked in to challenge me On the court where I go to sleep We began to play the game Surprised by my game Didn’t know squash was my destiny It was a long hard difficult match One still talked about across squash land But at the end of the day He had to walk away because no one will mother fucking defeat me! John the Squash Man Get the fuck off of my land I would call him my friend If he wasn’t such a puss head No one can take the ladder away from me John the Squash Man Nobody’s every man If you hear about his game He might bring up my name The one who he couldn’t defeat
9.
Tennis World 02:12
I can’t adapt I wanna go back We live in a tennis world I can’t go back I can’t be in it We live in a tennis world Get me out of the tennis world Do you wanna leave with me? To the land of squash and trees Where a shoe is just a shoe Where we climb, all the time Do you wanna go with me? Leave it all to destiny Where your elbows never hurt We can leave this tennis world Get me out of the tennis world We can leave this tennis world I don’t belong in the tennis world I won’t adapt I won’t be caught in it We live in a tennis world I want it back I want to go back To a land where squash is all we’ll be Where our heads look up to the ladder of me I want to live in a squash world Oh won’t you come on with me I want to live in a squash world I’m destined to be I’m destined to be the person I’ve always meant to be Forever in debt to the game I’ve felt that’s followed me I want to live in a squash world Won’t you come on with me I want to live in a squash world Won’t you come on with me
10.
If you try to break me in the dark They can’t see it If you try to break me out of a walk You’re gonna feel it You’re gonna feel it with a match made You’re gonna feel it at the end of the game If you don’t wanna see your world crumble into the fade You better get the fuck out of my way I Shall Defeat You Nobody wants to feel it Nobody wants to admit it when their game is lost If you want to move past it You’ve got to feel it You’ve got to smell it You’ve got to sit in it Move past it Learn from it Don’t come back the same games that you’ve lost if you’ll just repeat the same mistakes Don’t try to poke the bear at the top of the chain if you just want to run away Don’t fight a battle you can’t win until you’ve recognized the lane that you shouldn’t have crossed
11.
I remember when I started I remember when you first doubted me I remember clashing with the current on my course to start a chapter I didn’t know how to betray If you wanna still see me You must remember my name Don’t remember my game Remember how you felt when you watched me battle the fray If I leave here You won’t see me I will carry on You might not believe me Don’t follow me Don’t try to tempt fate in my wake It’s an uncertain future It’s a battle for another day And if you see me walk away Don’t fret until I claim the day And if you see me walk away You might miss me here Forever Don’t follow me My cab is on the way You can follow my future But you can’t stop guessing me And if you see me walk away Don’t fret until I claim the day And if you see me walk away You might miss me in another day And if you wanna keep me here to stay You might find a price to pay Cause I know better I know where I belong Forever the Eradicator
12.
Come on you gotta let me know Should I stay or should I go If you say that you are mine I’ll be here til the end of the line So you’ve gotta let me know Should I stay or should I go It’s always tick tick tick I’ll never drop from it One day its fine the next its whack So if you want me off your back Come on and let me know Should I stay or should I go Should I stay or should I go now Should I stay or should I go now If I go there will be trouble And if I stay there will be double Come on and let me know This indecision’s buggin me If you don’t want me set me free Exactly who I’m supposed to be Don’t you know which clothes even fit me Come on and let me know Should I cool it or should I blow Squash. Should I stay or should I go now Should I stay or should I go now If I go there will be trouble And if I stay there will be double So you’ve gotta let me know Should I cool it or should I blow Should I stay or should I go now If I go there will be trouble And if I stay there will be double So you’ve gotta let me know Should I stay or should I go

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Blurring the lines between fan fiction and adaptive reality, The Eradicator, based on the Kids in the Hall sketch of the same name, places the aggressive ski-mask-wearing squash player in a restless environment confronting internal demons while combating external challengers as part of his quest to maintain dominance atop his local D Squash ladder. On their 3rd LP, called Forever the Eradicator out October 2022, the Eradicator combines a melodic punk foundation with metallic riffs and high energy anthems.

Live in concert, The Eradicator is in character, masked and motivated by dominance over his squash game. The absurdity of the performer crossed with the revolving cast of veteran musicians who have played in punk, metal, and hardcore bands for the better part of 20 years has left audiences amused, bewildered, but surprisingly apt to come back for more throughout the 7 year existence of the band, resulting in over 150 performances across 4 countries.

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released October 7, 2022

Side A:
Squash Stomp
You Can't Play Me
You're Such a Pusshead
Can't Play Well With Others
Figures...
Identity Reveal Party

Side B:
Squash Bender
John The Squash Man
Tennis World
I Shall Defeat You
Forever The Eradicator
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

Engineered by Pete Grossmann at Bricktop Recording from February - June 2021
Mixed by Pete Grossmann in July 2021 
Mastered by Brad Boatright at  Audiosiege in September 2021

Cover/Back Artwork and Illustrations by Dylan Wachman (www.dylanisadesigner.com)
Insert and Center Labels by Eric Baskauskas at Wall of Youth (www.wallofyouth.com)
Photography by Jess Myers Rigoni at Union Division (www.uniondivision.com)

The Eradicator on this recording is:

Vocals, Sequencing – Andy Slania 
Lead Guitar, Bass – Steve Maury
Guitar – Scott Thomson 
Drums – Danny Walkowiak

The Eradicator concept is based on the Kids in the Hall sketch of the same name.

Thank you to everyone who was a part of this project in current, previous, and future form, which includes Danny Walkowiak, Steve Maury, Ryan Bollis, Nick Woods, Justin Morrow, Chris Siuty, Kevin Chapman, Dave Hofer, Scott Thomson, Lawrence Kole, Taylor Shupe, Josh Stacey, Adam Schurman, Chris Lidstone, Alex Ewigleben, Matt Stacks, Dylan Wachman, Tommy McPhail, Caleb Coffey, Luke Gunn, Mike Gamm, Matt Sears, Eduard Panen, Brent Vida, Will Adair II, Ryan (Scottie) Solava, Damien Maunders, Pete Lowry, Joe Guiton, Joram Zbichorski, Devon Kay, Jacob Horn, Ian Terry, William Covert, Athen Erbter, Kate Zacharias, Jake Ihde, Warren Oakes, Mike Magarelli, Craig Shay, Rob Menzer, Mike Vizzi, CJ Dunalieff, and Pete Carparelli.

All songs published by The Eradicator (ASCAP).

Access The Eradicator: 
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