I Wanna Be A Squash Man

from The Court's Closed on Christmas by The Eradicator

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lyrics

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a squash man
Nothing to do no court to call home
I wanna be a squash man

Just get me to the airport
Put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I lose my game
I can’t control my future, I can’t hold my queen
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a squash man
Nothing to do no court to call home
I wanna be a squash man

Just get me to the cab
Get me to the plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I lose my game
I can’t control the pussheads, I gotta spread my name
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Squash squash squash squash squash squash squash squash

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a squash man
Nothing to do no court to call home
I wanna be a squash man

Just put me in a cab
Get me to the court
Hurry hurry hurry, I can’t lose my game
I can’t control the traffic, the ladders got my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

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from The Court's Closed on Christmas, released October 15, 2018
Based on the track “I Wanna Be Sedated” by The Ramones.
Used with license courtesy of WB Music Corp. OBO Taco Tunes.

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