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The Court's Closed on Christmas

from The Court's Closed on Christmas by The Eradicator

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lyrics

Rolling down the street in the back of a cab
I'm wakin' up early getting ready for a match
The queen’s just chillin' in the palm of my hand
We’re just chillin'
We’re just chillin'

Getting out the cab hold my dark black mask
Rollin' to the court with my queen in hand
Walkin' to the door no one in sight
STOP

What the hell is this?
Why’s the court closed?
Oh fuck is it Christmas again?

The court is closed on Christmas
And this really really sucks
All these stupid fucks
Don’t give a fuck
This really really sucks

The court is closed on Christmas
Fuck this shit
Every god damn year
Fucking yule time cheer
Why does anybody care?

I don’t care about religion
Or about the lies you believe
Because every fucking year
No one is here to play squash with me

I feel lonely at the top, so I pray to the Squash Goggs

The court is closed on Christmas
And this really really sucks
All these stupid fucks
Don’t give a fuck
This really really sucks

The court is closed on Christmas
Fuck this shit
Every god damn year
Fucking yule time cheer
Why does any body care?

I don’t care about your shithead kids
I don’t care about em
I don’t give a fuck

You ditch me every year
My home’s empty
Get fucked

I don’t care about religion
Or about the lies you believe
Because every fucking year
No one is here to play squash with me

Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fuck you

Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fuck you

The court is closed on Christmas
This fucking sucks
All these stupid fucks
Don’t give a fuck
This really really sucks

The court is closed on Christmas
Fuck this shit
Every god damn year
Fucking yule time cheer
Why does anybody care?

Thumpety thump thump thumpety thump thump
The squash man wants to go

All these stupid motherfuckers are staying at home
I’m a squash man all alone

Thumpety thump thump thumpety thump thump
I want to play on….

Stupid mother fuckers
Fucking fuck

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from The Court's Closed on Christmas, released October 15, 2018
Inspired from the rendition of “Frosty the Snowman” by Ella Fitzgerald.

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