Rolling down the street in the back of a cab
I'm wakin' up early getting ready for a match
The queen’s just chillin' in the palm of my hand
We’re just chillin'
We’re just chillin'
Getting out the cab hold my dark black mask
Rollin' to the court with my queen in hand
Walkin' to the door no one in sight
STOP
What the hell is this?
Why’s the court closed?
Oh fuck is it Christmas again?
The court is closed on Christmas
And this really really sucks
All these stupid fucks
Don’t give a fuck
This really really sucks
The court is closed on Christmas
Fuck this shit
Every god damn year
Fucking yule time cheer
Why does anybody care?
I don’t care about religion
Or about the lies you believe
Because every fucking year
No one is here to play squash with me
I feel lonely at the top, so I pray to the Squash Goggs
The court is closed on Christmas
And this really really sucks
All these stupid fucks
Don’t give a fuck
This really really sucks
The court is closed on Christmas
Fuck this shit
Every god damn year
Fucking yule time cheer
Why does any body care?
I don’t care about your shithead kids
I don’t care about em
I don’t give a fuck
You ditch me every year
My home’s empty
Get fucked
I don’t care about religion
Or about the lies you believe
Because every fucking year
No one is here to play squash with me
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fuck you
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fuck you
The court is closed on Christmas
This fucking sucks
All these stupid fucks
Don’t give a fuck
This really really sucks
The court is closed on Christmas
Fuck this shit
Every god damn year
Fucking yule time cheer
Why does anybody care?
Thumpety thump thump thumpety thump thump
The squash man wants to go
All these stupid motherfuckers are staying at home
I’m a squash man all alone
Thumpety thump thump thumpety thump thump
I want to play on….
Stupid mother fuckers
Fucking fuck
credits
from The Court's Closed on Christmas,
released October 15, 2018
Inspired from the rendition of “Frosty the Snowman” by Ella Fitzgerald.
From the first deadened cowbell to the last dissonant guitar interval, Dutch quartet Geo's new record is shaped for impact. Bandcamp Album of the Day Apr 25, 2024
supported by 6 fans who also own “The Court's Closed on Christmas”
"Why You So Short?" is just the first song that caught my attention.... I mean after like 20 skips cuz their name was Bong Mountain.... when listening to the Fest 15 playlist. Since then, I guess it's been almost a year. A lot of things have changed since then. My love for Bong Mountain is not one of those changes. Why You So Good? The Funk